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KFC is always open. It’s our hearts that close.
A great man
So, you might be wondering? What the hell does KFC have to do with travel? Well, you fool, it has EVERYTHING to do with travel! Simultaneously, KFC has NOTHING to do with travel! But, then again, isn’t that what travel is? Everything and Nothing at once? So going to KFC worldwide is akin to travel itself right? Wrong! Truthfully, I went to one in Egypt and then decided to make it a tradition. It started in Luxor and ever since then I dedicated my miserable existence to eating KFC worldwide!
That’s right! This author put his digestion on the line so you don’t have to! And, now blessed with the ability to blog, he has returned. He’s returned with a vengeance, one that can only be satiated by remarking on his discoveries. Discoveries? Yes, discoveries like Daft Punk but there’s nothing punk about these KFCs I’ve found. Let’s take a bite together and find out what to expect eating KFC worldwide!
But first, the birth
Sadly, I lost any pictures I may have taken from the opening verse of my KFC symphony. It happened in Egypt, 2019. Not just Egypt but Aswan to be exact. The heat was hot. The steamyness was steamy. I needed food. My memory was charred with flashbacks of attempting to order KFC in Giza in Arabic only to be looked at. That’s right, they didn’t even tell me I was wrong. They just looked at me and in that moment I regretted hopping out of my mother’s womb screaming about KFC. This is evidently how I was born.
However, when I stepped into this KFC, entering it only because it was familiar, I noticed something. Electronic kiosks! I could order and not have to engage in dialogue with another human being. What’s more, you could order in American! Then, the food was… probably like the same as it would be in the US just with less chance of getting shot. I was saved!
Anyways, that’s about it. Ever since then, I made it a custom, like a holy pilgrimage to eat KFC worldwide. Not much deeper than that lowkey. So, I ate at a lot of KFC establishments across the world. Here are their stories.
KFC reaches the Himalayas
This particular KFC is in Pokhara, Nepal. Now, the dish you see in front of you is, and I’m not sure if this is an option at KFC worldwide, the Chizza! That’s right chicken and pizza together! It’s like that classic meme format:
Nobody:
KFC: We finally got rid of pizza dough and replaced it with chicken!
Does this have anything to do with Nepal? Probably not. What does it have to do with? Love, freedom and liberty as humans. We begin here to show that these values flare out of KFC worldwide. They’ve never let us down no matter the country. Unless they let us down.
EVEN FRIES CAN’t COMPETE WITH RICE
KFC worldwide is known for its tantalizing fries, be they French of otherwise. However, one continent challenges the hegemony of the potato. Asia offers rice alongside fried chicken. Yes. Believe me or not it’s true! I’ve seen it! Not only that but it actually works!
Take this one before you. It comes from Yogyakarta, Indonesia. In Indonesia, I was never far from rice. Chicken was easy to obtain as well. But, to make that chicken Colonel Sanders certified? And to have it lay nip to nip with rice!? The don of Asia wouldn’t stand down, even when face with the seed of the Colonel. Instead, they married and formed a match made in grease-filled heaven.
Plantains enter the fray, and the frier!
Wait where was this one from again? Somewhere in South America! Okay, if that answer was good enough for you, leave this site at once! We are welcome to true travelmongers and trip stooges only! Yes these words are made up! No that doesn’t take away from this delicious treat! Wait the plantains aren’t even shown in the image! Did I already eat them?
Well with them are these little empanadas, a hallmark edition in this region! What region? Well it turns out to be from Santiago, Chile! So yeah, South America = Empanadas and Plantains! Except I also ate KFC in Ecuador. Maybe that’s the one that had plantains? How the hell should I know?
COnfirmation
Okay, turns out it was from Ecuador! Quito to be specific! And look, they got beans and such too! KFC worldwide be hittin’! Even if the photos from Ecuador be… hidden!
WHose your daddy? The Answer: Pap!
You ever think to yourself, ‘like yeah KFC is fire and all, but why can’t it be more African?’ Yeah, we all have! But fear not! For I have discovered an African KFC experience in, like the least African country in Africa but whatever! That’d be South Africa! Cape Town to be specific! And that’d be Pap! What is Pap? Find out here! Unless, it’s not explained in that one either. I dunno. You tell me!
Nevertheless, with Pap comes gravy! With gravy comes the light! With the light comes abnormally long lines. I mean it’s just KFC. What’s next, they about to write a whole blog post about it now?
conclusion
That’s it then! KFC worlwide is a sensation to sensate! Uh yeah! Go there like I did! It will enrich any trip abroad, cuz sometimes it’s the little things. Sometimes it’s the fried things. I mean you just gotta try things. Unless you’se a died thing! Haha! Dissed!
Nah but I of course went to much more KFCs in my time traveling but the examples laid out before you offered the most differences! What’s there left to do now? Travel more and see how KFC can change as the world does! What about you? Have I convinced you to add a stop to KFC to each itinerary? I hope so! Even if not, take this knowledge with you wherever you end up! Why? Cuz it’s finger lickin’ good!
