When you would Catch a Case over Kebab Book 1
Don’t worry we’ve all had homicidal urges before. In case the courts ask, use the coveted Döner defense!
Don’t sell your body! There’s more to life! Please don’t do it! Just save your money while traveling! That’s all I ask of thee!
Everyone you travel, cats seem to be there first. Why is that? Do they know something we don’t!? You won’t find that out here but just give it a read anyways, ya boi needs all the help he can get!
Travel = main character squared!! That’s me so get prepared!! Sit in a chair! Get your favorite pear!! And read this shit! Don’t shoot a bear, please!!